Yes friends, food poisoning is a biatch. And food poisoning two weeks before MCM is seriously the worst. I woke up at 2:30 a.m. with my stomach practically turning inside out and spent much of the night being violently ill.
This part’s a little nasty so if you’re squeamish skip this line: Did you know it was possible to puke so violently that pieces of food lodge themselves in your sinuses and when you blow your nose they come out then? Because I certainly didn’t until last night.
I think the culprit is the leftover chicken tortilla soup I ate for dinner last night. I think it may have been sitting in my fridge a few days too long and the chicken went bad. Otherwise, I have no clue what caused this.
But it’s safe to say it’s the most miserable feeling in the world. I’m sipping Gatorade to help with the massive dehydration and I’m really, reallllly hoping this goes away soon.